The Continuation of the World (As We Know It)

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So I'm reading Yahoo! News, and here comes some hot blonde Russian babe:

Maria Sergeyeva
Age: 24
Sex: Female
Location: Russia
Skin Color: Pale White
Hair: Long, Blonde
Job: Putin's Controller of Propoganda

Likes: Long walks in the snow, publicity, watching the spit turn to ice on the lips of the tools who are brainwashed into starstruck, brain-dead awe by her hotness.
Dislikes: Anybody, any people, any country that crosses her path.

Looking for: Weak men with a propensity towads the greatness of Russia and a lackluster desire for power.



I'd date her.
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Anyway, that thing is probably accurate, but it's based on speculative BS. What I'm saying it, this is a young girl who is taking the superpowers of Paris Hilton to the next level. She is using beauty and prestige to, instead of destroy herself, make a potentially intelligent run on ruling a country and expressing powerfully opinionated political beliefs.

Do I care? Not really now. No. I'm not concerned about her. I'm mightily concerned about the subject of the article. I'm concerned about the obvious, inexorable threat that is growing every day. The threat of women's beauty.

Let me do a ridiculous timeline rundown to express my point so I don't have to write a long, complicated paragraph.

Women's Beauty:

Ancient History: To be savagely abused by men in the name of procreation.
Deep Past: To be savagely abused by men in the name of procreation in order to fulfill secret lusts.
Shallow Past: To be abused by men in the name of lust by rights of wealth and power.
Past: Not to be abused by men anymore??? But still appreciated.
Recent History: To be abused by women in order to control wealth and power.
Very Recent History: To abuse men in the name of wealth, power, and World Domination!!!!!

I think that sums up my speculations and fears well enough. On a relevant side note, the article (http://buzz.yahoo.com/buzzlog/92382/meet-maria-sergeyeva) had a link to some "revealing attire" worn by this Maria chick and I CLICKED ON IT.

Cuz she is pretty. She looks cute in revealing attire. She hates my country and wants to rule a superpower. I wanna see pics.